12 Reasons to Vote Democratic~!!!

Top 12 Reasons To Vote Democrat:

If/When your "friends" cannot explain why they voted
for Democrats, give them this list. 

They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies'
profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the
government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2.  I voted Democrat because I believe the government
will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I
would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible
to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I
need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who
can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that
the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about
millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep
all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens
have a right to free health care, education, and Social
Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business
should not be allowed to make profits for themselves.
They need to break even and give the rest away to the
government for redistribution as the Democrats see
fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges
need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to
suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better
to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but
not drill our own because it might upset some
endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the
greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I
was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly
planted up my butt, it's unlikely that I'll ever have
another point of view.